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Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. I stand by my racial slur.

Ahoy hoy? This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing? I stand by my racial slur. Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”

Thank you, steal again. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?

Human contact: the final frontier. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

• Save me, Jeebus.
• A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
• Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

You don’t win friends with salad. Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. I stand by my racial slur.

Ahoy hoy? This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing? I stand by my racial slur. Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”

Thank you, steal again. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?

Human contact: the final frontier. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

• Save me, Jeebus.
• A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
• Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

You don’t win friends with salad. Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. I stand by my racial slur.

Ahoy hoy? This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing? I stand by my racial slur. Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”

Thank you, steal again. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?

Human contact: the final frontier. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.